Confession...

Okay.... I have a confession to make, and it's a bit of a vulnerable share, so bear with me as I get this rapidly off my chest.

Some of you may know this about me, some may have wondered, and some may have actually started a rumor about this, but here it goes... Please know that I am a human being having a deeply spiritual experience, and I'm about to reveal a quirky aspect of my personality.

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I only measure things in Bananas.

Yes, you read that right - Bananas! It's my unit of measurement, and it's not just a joke. So, if you're wondering how big a painting is, or the size of something I've made, or how far it is to the next whatever...... you're going to have to be honest with me and answer one VERY PERSONAL question before I can give you any form of answer.

Do you buy Organic Bananas or NON-ORGANIC bananas?
It's not a trick question, and it's not a joke.
Your answer will reveal a lot about your soul and spirit.

Once I have this information, I can tell you:
-how many bananas it takes to fill up a swimming pool
-how many bananas that frame is wide
-how many bananas far away is the porto potty
-how many bananas will fit in my ninja food processor at once
-how many rotten bananas do my garden butterflies need to feel nourished

With this information, I can create the mathematical equation in my brain to tell you how many bananas = whatever the heck it is you're asking. And for most people, this doesn't work.

They blink at me, ask me the question again, or walk away shaking their heads, unable to process the way that my brain and sense of humor works.

But I'm hoping you'll be different.

I'm hoping you'll be open-minded and willing to play along. So, what's it going to be? Organic or Non-Organic?

And which painting have you been curious about? The fate of our conversation hangs in the balance.

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